Why was Vince Vaughn in Florida? Because in 2024, we learned that a severed arm and a sarcastic detective are the only things that make the Keys interesting.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I should make a game about this joke.