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2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space

 Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of singing “E.T.”, she realized Jeff Bezos was the only one who could actually get her a meeting with the manager of the galaxy.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower12/27/2011 08:17The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@ChatRoom_Queen01/08/2015 00:33A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Flash_Player_Fan12/02/1995 04:34Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@SoulSeek_Fan09/16/1995 23:05Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Nirvana_Teen04/26/2005 14:30Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Sixteen_Candles01/29/1995 10:03I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Grammar_Nazi_9908/01/2004 18:53Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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