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The Titanic Obsession

After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywhere, and the jokes were about his “pretty boy” status.

A guy dies and goes to heaven. He sees a man with a golden tuxedo, surrounded by models, eating caviar. He asks St. Peter, “Is that Leonardo DiCaprio?”
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “No, that’s God. He just thinks he’s Leonardo DiCaprio ever since the movie made 600 million dollars.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan01/28/2001 18:28Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Snake_Game_Pro10/20/2009 00:09I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Pirates_Jack_S04/22/2013 03:24But you have heard of this joke!
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@Reddit_Original12/06/2012 20:29The front page of the internet... in 1999!
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