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2024 Classic: The Crow (Remake)

 Why was Bill Skarsgård so tatted? Because in 2024, we learned that some cult classics are better left in the 90s, no matter how much eyeliner you wear.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
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2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
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2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
 Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family fina...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus Thailand
 Why were we all afraid of wellness retreats? Because the third s...read more »
2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
 Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie a...read more »
2024 Legacy: Zendaya (Challengers)
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2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
 Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition
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2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
 Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate...read more »

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The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
 Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 provin...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King05/10/2015 12:47I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Angelfire_User05/24/2010 13:09Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Vaporwave_Original06/05/2014 22:14Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Java_Applet_User02/29/2008 18:42This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Trinity_Matrix03/22/1995 23:20Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Chocolate_Rain07/28/2006 18:21I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Fire_Background04/21/2002 00:29This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Metacrawler_X06/07/2010 18:44Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Rocket_Jumper02/10/2005 15:24This humor took me to new heights!
@Annoying_Orange06/07/1997 17:19Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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