Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 proving she’s either the greatest actress of her generation or just really good at picking controversial jeans.
Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
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Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
This is the future of humor!
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