In 2012, Hollywood was all about the “Payoff.” It was the year we learned that six superheroes are better than one, that James Bond actually… Read More »36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri (the other woman in every husband’s pocket), the cinematic conclusion of the Harry Potter era, and the… Read More »68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But first they need to prove that the old bulb really exists.
A schedule for those who live life on the edge. I’m going to stop procrastinating… starting tomorrow.
A painful lesson in following the doctor’s orders. “Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after my leg heals?” “Yes, absolutely.” “Great, because… Read More »The Broken Leg
If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you: She was tired of walking in her sleep.
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of the doctor on Yelp. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink &… Read More »2025 Classic: The Reflex
“I’m training for the GTA VI release!” “By running?” “No, by sitting in a chair for 12 hours and practicing my ‘frustrated sigh’ for when the server… Read More »2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fake-nipple bra, she realized that the only thing left to sell us was the… Read More »2025 Archive: Skims “Body Mods”
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Bit
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