Why the “Better Now”? For the man who officially became the face of the “streaming era” by being everyone’s favorite mix of rap, pop, and… Read More »2018 Archive: The Post Malone “Beerbongs & Bentleys”
I’m “weaving” through the spider-verse. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the insults stop? Because in 2018, “Little Rocket Man” became “A Great Leader with a Great Personality” as soon as a camera was… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Rocket Man” Peace
He’s still sad. He’s still got face tattoos. He’s still the king of the radio. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Better Now” Post Malone (Still)
The Golden Circle: Why were the spies in Kentucky? Because “The Statesman” had whiskey, lassos, and Channing Tatum in a cowboy hat. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: Kingsman
Why the neon latex? For Annie Clark proving she was the most stylish and subversive guitar player in the world of pop. Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The St. Vincent “MASSEDUCTION”
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Scared Ghost
Kevin Hart and The Rock. It’s the “Big and Small” comedy formula, and it still works. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality… Read More »2016 Classic: The Central Intelligence Duo
I’m “changing” my ringtone to a lightsaber sound. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the accountant fall? He tried to “balance his core” while balancing the books and the gravity won. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Office Chair “Ball”
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