2015 Archive: The Shift

I’m “changing” my ringtone to a lightsaber sound.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye08/17/2001 11:54Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Net_Addict_200007/23/2001 15:52My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Beavis_Butthead06/14/2001 13:54Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@BackToFuture_M04/21/2008 21:30Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Boxxy_Queen09/11/2015 09:36I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!