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2025 Archive: The Glass

 I’m “transparent.”

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer02/24/2000 18:03Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Charmed_Ones04/28/2007 23:16The power of three... laughs!
@SpiderMan_Peter09/13/2008 06:53My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Kazaa_Leecher12/30/1998 18:01I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Marla_Singer_Fan03/26/2003 00:24A joke for the end of the world.
@Pedro_For_Pres03/29/1996 02:42Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Under_Const_Gif06/09/2006 11:36This site is never finished... with humor!
@About_Dot_Com01/22/1996 12:08The human guide to online humor.
@Stick_Death_Fan11/16/2008 17:33Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat08/26/2007 22:11Heh heh heh. Good one.

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