I’ve “been” here since the first prompt.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).