2010 Legacy: The “Winning” Strategy
Why did it change in 2010? Because we stopped trying to “Win” and started trying to “Transition”—the military version of “It’s not me, it’s you.”… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Winning” Strategy
2010 Vintage: The “IED” Jammer (Thor II)
Why was it so small? So that the soldier could carry it on his back—proving that the “Army of the Future” is basically just a… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “IED” Jammer (Thor II)
2010 Vintage: The Arab Spring Begins
Why did December in Tunisia change everything? Because a fruit vendor proved that social media wasn’t just for food pictures—it was a tool that could… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Arab Spring Begins
2010 Archive: The Firefox “Sync”
Why was the nerd smiling? He could see his bookmarks from 2007 on his phone and felt like a digital time traveler. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Firefox “Sync”
2009 Classic: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive… Read More »2009 Classic: The Refresh
2009 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue that the speed camera was “unconstitutional”? Because it “failed to offer him a chance to cross-examine the lens.” Part of… Read More »2009 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
2009 Archive: The “I’m on a Boat” Anthem
The Lonely Island made a song that makes me feel like a billionaire even when I’m just sitting in a plastic dinghy in a pond.… Read More »2009 Archive: The “I’m on a Boat” Anthem
2009 Archive: The UFC 100
Why was Brock Lesnar screaming at a camera? Because he defended his title in the biggest MMA event in history and celebrated by insulting the… Read More »2009 Archive: The UFC 100
2009 Legacy: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Theodore
2009 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop