2009 Archive: The “I’m on a Boat” Anthem

The Lonely Island made a song that makes me feel like a billionaire even when I’m just sitting in a plastic dinghy in a pond.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I don't know where he came from, but he’s currently the king of ...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

He’s back! He’s in a tiny room in the video. 2024 is a year of "...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter10/06/2003 10:09The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Futurama_Bender07/30/1999 06:37Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Coffee_Addict09/01/2007 11:16404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Bad_Luck_Brian08/12/2004 16:20Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Harambe_Memories11/29/2000 23:50Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@IMVU_Chatter10/23/2002 04:023D laughs are the best!

@Lag_Victim_0104/26/2006 15:43I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!