Why did it change in 2010? Because we stopped trying to “Win” and started trying to “Transition”—the military version of “It’s not me, it’s you.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!