Why was Brock Lesnar screaming at a camera? Because he defended his title in the biggest MMA event in history and celebrated by insulting the sponsors and the fans at the same time.
Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The PGA vs. LIV "Peace" Deal
Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »
It's game 7 of the NBA...
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »
The Hockey Teeth
A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition
In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »
2025 Classic: Hamilton in Ferrari Red
Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
2025 Classic: Tiger’s "Final" Final Comeback
Why was the red shirt still the most popular item at the Masters?...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!