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2009 Archive: The UFC 100

Why was Brock Lesnar screaming at a camera? Because he defended his title in the biggest MMA event in history and celebrated by insulting the sponsors and the fans at the same time.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber10/24/2013 11:33So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@AOL_Instant_Msg05/08/1995 22:56I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@CRT_Brightness10/11/1998 12:09I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei08/31/2013 12:42You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Steve-O_Wild03/27/2015 13:38Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Star_Wars_Kid02/07/2005 02:13I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Mocking_Sponge05/29/2000 21:16mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Neopets_Trader06/21/1995 23:48Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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