2009 Legacy: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

@CoolSkater9808/28/2008 16:54Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Inkjet_Printers05/12/1995 19:41Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@BitTorrent_0108/23/1996 12:02Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Gremlins_Gizmo09/23/1998 01:56Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Hamster_Dance_X10/08/2012 06:55Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Rick_Roller_0709/12/2000 11:49Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Midi_Background10/16/2005 23:38Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Search_Scout_9908/14/2004 06:48Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Ultima_Online_V10/25/1997 05:48Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?