2024 Archive: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer10/06/2014 07:26Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Futurama_Bender09/26/2003 20:29Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Hercules_Xena06/11/2007 11:17By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Pentium_Power09/21/2007 03:10My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Blade_Runner_201909/03/2008 11:05All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo12/11/2004 22:06Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Midi_Background10/01/2008 23:07Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!