2025 Classic: The Prompt

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (Prompt-ly) open the door, I’m running out of tokens!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

@Net_Addict_200012/05/2011 10:45My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Dorm_Room_Hero07/15/2012 14:47My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Yugioh_Duelist10/09/1999 14:52You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Double_Rainbow_G11/07/1998 05:15What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Hi5_Pro_User01/26/2014 05:55High five for this joke!

@Frag_Master_9907/21/2006 22:45Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!