Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Happy 2025!”
Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »
2024 Archive: The 2024
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »
2024 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition
In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Taking a photo of me laughing!