2025 Vintage: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while I’m on Mars!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad12/19/2003 05:28Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Buffy_Fan9708/23/2000 00:23Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Sega_Genesis_Kid06/13/1995 18:34Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Men_In_Black_J01/05/2011 21:04Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Rick_Roller_0705/16/2014 04:54Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Scumbag_Steve_X05/11/2008 15:44Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Construction_Dig10/24/2014 04:20Still digging for more humor!

@Web_Crawler_9607/17/1999 13:31Crawled my way to this hilarious page.