2025 Vintage: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, the hologram concert is starting!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

@StarWars_Nerd08/29/2002 00:20The farce is strong with this one!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/23/1997 16:29A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Tech_Support_Guy09/24/2002 12:03Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Jesus_Quintana12/13/2013 16:21Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Ultima_Online_V12/23/2008 03:02Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@LonelyGirl15_F12/02/1996 06:47Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!