In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the “Millennium Bug,” bought our first Razr-thin (not yet, but soon!) phones, and realized that the… Read More »36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Happy 2025!” Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let the AI in! Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2025 Classic: The Donut
The popular kids looking panicked because a new algorithm shift forced them to completely rethink how their hallway squad photos looked on their profile feeds.… Read More »2025 Archive: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
Why was she “hopping like a kangaroo”? Because 2024 gave us the most baffling Olympic performance in history, proving that “Breaking” is a sport where… Read More »2024 Legacy: Raygun at the Olympics
Why were the athletes so scared? Because the Seine was supposed to be clean, but anyone who swallowed water immediately checked if they were glowing… Read More »2024 Archive: The Olympic Triathlon in the Seine
Why was the chair next to you “occupied”? Because John Krasinski made us believe our childhood friends were still waiting for a hot dog. Part… Read More »2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
A lawyer sued the pink Stanley because it didn’t fit in the cupholder of his new Porsche, which he called “design negligence.” Part of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Office Stanley Cup (2024 Edition)
I have to wait until 2024 (or later) to see the ending? My patience is officially a “canon event.” Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2023 Classic: The Across the Spider-Verse Cliffhanger
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