Why was she “hopping like a kangaroo”? Because 2024 gave us the most baffling Olympic performance in history, proving that “Breaking” is a sport where you can get a score of zero and still become the most famous person on Earth.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2016-2025 Contemporary Joke Archive
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2025 Archive: The "Avatar 3" Premiere
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2023 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2023
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Why were we cheering for chopsticks? Because SpaceX caught a gia...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Tube Girl" Trend
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2024 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro Launch
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2024 Legacy: The Launch of "Humane AI Pin"
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2025 Legacy: The "Crypto-Stabilization"
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2024 Legacy: The "Turkish Shooter" at the Olympics
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Smooth joke, very smooth.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.