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2025 Classic: The Launch of “Neuralink” Public Trials

 Why were people “thinking” their tweets? Because the first human testers started controlling their phones with their minds, making “pocket dialing” a much more literal and embarrassing problem.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_K02/20/2001 22:37We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@SoulSeek_Fan05/29/2011 15:40Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Celebrity_DM01/24/2001 09:06Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Wild_Thornberry01/07/2000 03:14Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Netscape_Now_B08/11/2000 14:42I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Animated_Mail_G10/12/1997 02:05The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Boxxy_Queen03/29/2007 02:18I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Believe_It_Or_N04/25/2005 02:15I choose to believe it’s funny.

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