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2024 Vintage: The “BBL Drizzy” Beef

 Why was a diss track a dance beat? Because the Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake rivalry became a cultural event where the entire world spent a week analyzing “Not Like Us” like it was a Shakespearean sonnet.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Simpson_Quotes11/06/1998 17:14D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Finding_Nemo_Dory11/15/1996 06:05Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Napster_User_9910/08/2013 15:19Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Silk_Road_Ghost07/09/1997 03:31Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Antivirus_Pro06/13/2005 16:00No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Donny_V_ShutUp04/20/2006 19:09Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Netscape_Now_B06/29/2013 13:11I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Hat_Tip_Sir04/20/1997 17:24M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Podcast_Listener07/29/1997 04:49I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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