Why were there no pedals? Because Elon Musk promised a future where we can sleep while our car drives us home, provided we don’t mind a car that looks like a flattened toaster.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Heh heh heh. Good one.