Why was the streets empty? Because half the world’s population moved to Leonida for a week, proving that after 12 years of waiting, we’d rather drive a digital boat into a digital mall than go to our real jobs.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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