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2023 Legacy: The Launch of Starfield

 Why was there a loading screen for every planet? Bethesda gave a galaxy with 1,000 worlds but forgot to give a space-car to drive across them.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI-pocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George02/15/1995 01:30What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Harry_Potter_0107/23/1996 02:31Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/24/2005 14:34I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink08/13/2007 00:17I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Reservoir_Joe11/22/1995 02:29Professional humor for professional people.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball08/02/2002 09:56Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Orange_Mocha_F05/25/2008 04:08Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Brick_Tamland_L07/28/2012 19:59I love lamp. And I love this joke.

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