Why was there a loading screen for every planet? Bethesda gave a galaxy with 1,000 worlds but forgot to give a space-car to drive across them.
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🔥 Top 10: The 2016-2025 Contemporary Joke Archive Archive
1. 2022 Vintage: The Launch of ChatGPT (November)
Why were the students so happy? Because a small company called OpenAI released a chat box that c... read more »
Why were the students so happy? Because a small company called OpenAI released a chat box that c... read more »
2. 2025 Vintage: The “Quiet Luxury” Technology
Why were gadgets disappearing? Because 2025 fashion was all about tech that you couldn't see—sma... read more »
Why were gadgets disappearing? Because 2025 fashion was all about tech that you couldn't see—sma... read more »
3. 2023 Classic: The Launch of the “Cocaine Bear” Movie
Why was the bear on a bender? 2023 proved that a true story + a giant predator + illegal substan... read more »
Why was the bear on a bender? 2023 proved that a true story + a giant predator + illegal substan... read more »
4. 2021 Legacy: The Launch of “BeReal” (Early Hype)
Why were we taking photos of our feet? Because an app promised "authenticity," which mostly mean... read more »
Why were we taking photos of our feet? Because an app promised "authenticity," which mostly mean... read more »
5. 2018 Legacy: Black Panther Premiere
Why was everyone crossing their arms? Because "Wakanda Forever" became more than a catchphrase—i... read more »
Why was everyone crossing their arms? Because "Wakanda Forever" became more than a catchphrase—i... read more »
6. 2017 Vintage: The Launch of “Mastodon”
Why was there a woolly mammoth? Because people started looking for a decentralized Twitter, unaw... read more »
Why was there a woolly mammoth? Because people started looking for a decentralized Twitter, unaw... read more »
7. 2016 Legacy: Hillary vs. Trump
Why was the TV always on? Because the most surreal election in history turned every dinner table... read more »
Why was the TV always on? Because the most surreal election in history turned every dinner table... read more »
8. 2024 Vintage: The “BBL Drizzy” Beef
Why was a diss track a dance beat? Because the Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake rivalry became a cultura... read more »
Why was a diss track a dance beat? Because the Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake rivalry became a cultura... read more »
9. 2025 Vintage: The “Pet-Translator” Collar
Why was the dog so rude? Because 2025 gave us a device that "translated" barks into human speech... read more »
Why was the dog so rude? Because 2025 gave us a device that "translated" barks into human speech... read more »
10. 2018 Archive: The Launch of the “AirPods” (Mass Popularity)
Why was everyone wearing "stems"? Because 2018 was the year AirPods went from "weird flex" to "m... read more »
Why was everyone wearing "stems"? Because 2018 was the year AirPods went from "weird flex" to "m... read more »
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