Why were we all “Maidenless”? Because FromSoftware gave us a world so beautiful and brutal that we spent 100 hours dying to a lady with a golden arm just to see what was behind the next tree.
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.