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2025 Archive: Artemis III Moon Landing

 Why was the livestream so clear? Because NASA finally put a 8K camera on the Moon, proving that the lunar surface looks exactly like a very high-end desert resort, just with less oxygen and better Wi-Fi.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic08/04/2010 03:57This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor05/17/2008 12:32At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee01/08/2009 22:49A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Rewritable_CD10/09/2002 22:11I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Hansel_So_Hot10/18/2007 23:03That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@First_World_P11/30/2012 03:16My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Blink_Tag_User04/16/1999 03:11<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Construction_Dig08/15/2013 15:42Still digging for more humor!
@Warcraft_Orc05/01/2012 12:30Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Salad_Fingers_F12/14/1999 19:17I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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