Why were my eyes glowing? Because smart contact lenses arrived, giving us a “HUD” for our lives—finally making it possible to see people’s LinkedIn bios floating over their heads.
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
... (Laughter in silence).
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This humor took me to new heights!
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