Why did the “Crypto King” lose his crown? Because 2022 was the year we learned that “Effective Altruism” and “using customer funds for a penthouse in the Bahamas” are not the same thing.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2022 “Blue Checks & Danger Zones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!