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2023 Classic: The Launch of the “Cocaine Bear” Movie

 Why was the bear on a bender? 2023 proved that a true story + a giant predator + illegal substances = the only action movie the internet actually wanted.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI-pocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee01/01/2000 19:12Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@ICQ_Classic04/21/1996 14:06That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan05/14/2007 07:59I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Weird_Science_G06/19/2008 08:57We created a monster... of a joke!
@Heathers_Winona06/04/2000 16:37Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Fire_Background09/26/2008 21:40This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Frag_Master_9912/22/2012 23:15Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Spawn_Camper_J09/04/2001 12:25I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Grammar_Nazi_9901/12/1999 18:51Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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