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2024 Vintage: The Launch of Starship’s “Mechazilla” Catch

 Why were we cheering for chopsticks? Because SpaceX caught a giant rocket booster in mid-air using two giant metal arms, making 1960s NASA look like they were playing with Lego.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam12/18/2007 08:07I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@CRT_Degauss03/04/2002 01:38BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Winamp_Playlist04/03/2001 04:57Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@American_Psycho_P03/07/2001 12:37I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/29/2013 11:19I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Hide_The_Pain_H04/03/2010 07:50I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

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