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2023 Vintage: The Launch of Apple Vision Pro (Announcement)

 Why did we want a $3,500 ski mask? Because Apple finally showed us their “Spatial Computer,” promising that we could work in the Metaverse as long as we didn’t mind looking like a high-tech scuba diver in the living room.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI-pocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoulSeek_Fan08/27/2004 10:53Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Diva_Plavalaguna11/04/2001 18:47The highest note of humor!
@Goosebumps_Kid07/25/1998 12:22Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Anchorman_Ron10/02/1997 14:10I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real01/12/1996 09:23I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Doge_Much_Funny03/04/2009 13:15Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

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