Why was the steak a 3D file? Because home meat-printers became affordable, making “downloading dinner” a legitimate thing for people who really like science and really hate grocery shopping.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
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This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I should make a game about this joke.