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2025 Archive: The “Holoportation” Meetings

 Why was my boss a ghost in my office? Because 3D holographic calls became standard, making “working from home” look like a scene from Star Wars.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_Fan03/12/2003 03:24Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@BitTorrent_0111/15/2011 10:06Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Silk_Road_Ghost05/13/2006 20:19Trading jokes in the shadows.
@StumbleUpon_User06/15/2013 14:30I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Lag_Victim_0101/03/2008 13:47I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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