Why was the universe so “sparkly”? Because we finally saw the deepest reaches of space in 4K, proving that the cosmos looks exactly like a high-end desktop wallpaper from 2005.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2022 “Blue Checks & Danger Zones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
... (Laughter in silence).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Problem? No, just laughs!
Tapping my way to a good mood.