Why was the bin judging me? Because it started scanning our waste and automatically re-ordering the milk we just threw out, officially making the “shopping list” obsolete.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
The highest note of humor!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I see what you did there. Clever!