2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had the drumsticks! He practiced every day for weeks, learning all the holiday hits.… Read More »2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
How does a scientist freshen her…
How does a scientist freshen her breath? Answer: With experi-mints!
2025 Classic: Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” Sweep
Why did Kendrick Lamar win Record and Song of the Year? Because he proved you can turn a Drake diss into a national holiday—and the… Read More »2025 Classic: Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” Sweep
2025 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your human friend! Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Ida
2024 Archive: The “Portal” (Dublin-NYC) User
They don’t change the bulb; they just stand at the socket and wave to a confused person in another city. Part of the 59 Light… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Portal” (Dublin-NYC) User
2024 Legacy: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on being more human. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Archive: The Launch of the Cybercab
Why were there no pedals? Because Elon Musk promised a future where we can sleep while our car drives us home, provided we don’t mind… Read More »2024 Archive: The Launch of the Cybercab
2023 Classic: Lady Gaga’s “No Makeup” Performance
Why did she sing in a t-shirt? To prove that “Hold My Hand” doesn’t need a costume if you have enough vocal cords to power… Read More »2023 Classic: Lady Gaga’s “No Makeup” Performance
2023 Classic: The “Prada” Cassö & Raye
D-Block Europe is on this too. 2023 is 50% high-energy UK dance-rap. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Airbnb “Guest Favorites”
Why was the guest so relieved? Because the app finally added a badge that says “This place doesn’t actually have a hidden camera in the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Airbnb “Guest Favorites”