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2013 Archive: The 2013 New Year’s Eve

Why were we looking at 2014? Because the World Cup was coming to Brazil, the Olympics to Sochi, and we wanted to see if anyone could stop LeBron’s Three-Peat.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition
In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »
The Football Logic
Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ferrari "Monaco" Hype
Why was Charles Leclerc smiling? Because he had Lewis as a teamma...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Ryder Cup Prep
Why was Bethpage Black already looking scary? Because the New Yor...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition
In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »

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The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition
In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »
2025 Archive: The MLB "Robot Umps" Official Launch
Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a co...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User10/25/2003 11:02I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Scream_Fan_9607/21/2004 06:56What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Forrest_Gump_Running01/08/2008 18:11Laughing is as laughing does.
@Kernel_Panic_9807/30/2009 15:35This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Napster_Search11/01/2007 09:51Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/26/2001 09:29Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@HotBot_User02/23/2006 09:06Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Evolution_Dance08/28/2012 12:46The history of humor in one post.
@Llamas_With_Hats07/07/2015 19:07Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Last_Commenter04/02/2002 17:15Saving the best laugh for last!

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