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🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why do ducks make great detectives? Answer: Because they always ...read more »

In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »

In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Answer: They don’t have th...read more »

Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear!read more »

In 1999, the ultimate flex was a holographic Charizard card and a...read more »

In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »

Why did the jellybean go to school? Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Answer: Nothing, they...read more »

In 2012, we were too busy doing the "invisible horse" dance to wo...read more »

What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Answer: Nacho cheese!read more »

@Harry_Potter_0104/19/2002 16:19Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Matrix_Rebel11/27/2008 18:00I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Fat_Bastard_Get12/27/2005 10:45Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@CompuServe_Classic10/12/2014 02:54Premium humor for premium members.

@About_Dot_Com03/21/1998 16:38The human guide to online humor.

@Futurama_Fry_M01/16/2007 08:12Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.