What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?...
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Answer: Because they peak al...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
What did the grape say when...
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, ...read more »
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
What do you call a sleeping...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bulldozer!read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Scrat’s Nut” Edition
In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!read more »
Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer:...
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »
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53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition
In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »
Why did the bee have sticky...
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Answer: Because it used honeyc...read more »
Why did the pirate go to...
Why did the pirate go to the playground?
Answer: To get some arr...read more »
What do you call a snowman...
What do you call a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle!read more »
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The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!