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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why don’t mountains ever get tired?...
Why don’t mountains ever get tired? Answer: Because they peak al...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
What did the grape say when...
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer: Nothing, ...read more »
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school? Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
What do you call a sleeping...
What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer: A bulldozer!read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Scrat’s Nut” Edition
In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate? Answer: A pork chop!read more »
Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer:...
Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Campus_King06/06/2001 14:39The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Mainframe_Manny02/07/1997 05:57Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Distracted_Boy06/22/2014 06:34Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Hat_Tip_Sir07/02/2011 14:37M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Rage_Comic_Fan04/29/2009 14:30FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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