What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, bud!”
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
How do you know when the...
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
Answer: It’...read more »
What has hands but can’t clap?...
What has hands but can’t clap?
Answer: A clock!read more »
Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
What does a cloud wear under...
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Answer: Thunderwear!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?...
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
Answer: A cool coconu...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Google Garage” Edition
In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
What kind of tree fits in...
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!read more »
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What kind of shoes do ninjas...
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Answer: Sneakers!read more »
Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition
In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
The history of humor in one post.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.