Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:…

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »

What do you call a snowman in summer? Answer: A puddle!read more »

What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!read more »

In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? Answer: A moo-s...read more »

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot!read more »

What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »

In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Answer: Because she got ca...read more »

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Answer: In case...read more »

In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »

In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »

What do you call an alligator in a vest? Answer: An investigator...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/05/1995 00:56Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Baywatch_Runner07/09/2015 23:34Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Gladiator_Proximo10/09/2014 22:24Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Search_Scout_9905/06/2012 12:18Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Salad_Fingers_F06/13/2006 13:37I like it when the jokes are... rusty.