Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Answer: Because she got caught with too many notes!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer:...
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Answer: You think it’s “R,” b...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Mushroom Kingdom” Edition
In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »
Why don’t teddy bears ever get...
Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry?
Answer: Because they’re a...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition
In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: Because it was a-pee...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
What do you call a dinosaur...
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
Answer...read more »
Why do cows have bells? Answer:...
Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
Why did the music note get...
Why did the music note get in trouble?
Answer: Because it was sh...read more »
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54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »
51 Kids Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Pokémania” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »
What did the grape say when...
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, ...read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.