What do you call a dinosaur…

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
Answer: A thesaurus!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? Answer: To t...read more »

In 2022, the ultimate flex was sharing your green Wordle squares ...read more »

In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »

Why did the tomato turn red? Answer: Because it saw the salad dr...read more »

Why did the chicken join the band? Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »

How do you make a hot dog stand? Answer: Take away its chair!read more »

Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »

In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »

In 2014, the peak of technology was taking a "selfie" (the word o...read more »

Why did the bee have sticky hair? Answer: Because it used honeyc...read more »

What did one hat say to the other? Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Answer: In case...read more »

In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »

What has hands but can’t clap? Answer: A clock!read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.109/20/2007 04:44Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Harry_Potter_0106/20/2005 23:07Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee09/11/2009 02:07A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Talladega_N_R09/07/2008 03:48If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Selfie_King_0503/19/1997 01:56Taking a photo of me laughing!