What did one hat say to…

What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »

Why was the broom late? Answer: It swept in!read more »

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Answer...read more »

What has hands but can’t clap? Answer: A clock!read more »

What kind of key opens a banana? Answer: A mon-key!read more »

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Answer: Because he was outst...read more »

What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? Answer: A cool coconu...read more »

Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer: Because you can see right thro...read more »

In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »

In 2014, the peak of technology was taking a "selfie" (the word o...read more »

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »

In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »

Why did the student eat his homework? Answer: Because his teache...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings03/28/2012 20:14One joke to rule them all!

@Kernel_Panic_9808/18/2008 23:56This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Goosebumps_Kid02/18/2003 08:08Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Ghostbusters_V07/07/2005 20:41Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Pretty_In_Pink12/27/2005 19:18Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Prestige_World_W09/28/2014 03:02Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Leave_Britney_A12/28/2014 20:48Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Flash_Game_Dev05/09/2009 00:06I should make a game about this joke.