Why did the student eat his…

Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lara_Croft_9604/05/2014 18:03Found a real treasure with this one.

@Shrek_Ogrelord05/15/2006 12:43Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@SoundBlaster_AWE10/26/2011 19:44Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Walter_Sobchak04/02/1995 18:57Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@E_T_Phone_Home10/29/2002 19:18E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!