What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
Answer: A cool coconut!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: ...read more »
Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
What do you call a can...
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Answer: A can’t...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Farewell & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows ...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
What did one plate say to...
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »
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Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Answer: Because she will let ...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
How do you make a tissue...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »
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May I suggest another joke, sir?
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!