53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition

In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote strap was tight enough and choosing between Team Edward or Team Jacob (even though the movies weren’t out yet, the books were everywhere!). It was the year of Cars, the debut of Hannah Montana, and the moment we all realized that “we’re all in this together.”

The 2006 Top 10: The “Wildcat & Wii” Hits

1. The High School Musical Fever: Why did Troy Bolton bring a basketball to the theater? He wanted to make sure he didn’t miss his “shot” at a solo!
2. The Cars Logic: Why was Lightning McQueen so bad at hide and seek? Because he always “tired” himself out and left tracks everywhere!
3. The Nintendo Wii Struggle: Why did the kid go to the hospital after playing Wii Sports? He took “swinging for the fences” a little too literally and hit the TV.
4. The Hannah Montana Secret: Why did Miley Stewart bring a wig to school? To give her “other half” a chance to pass the math test.
5. The Happy Feet Moment: Why was the penguin such a good dancer? Because he had “ice” in his veins and “sole” in his flippers.
6. The Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Why did Jack Sparrow bring a jar of dirt to the party? Because he didn’t have any “ground” to stand on for his stories.
7. The Roblox Launch: Why did the blocky character go to the doctor? He had a “square” throat!
8. The Ice Age 2 Meltdown: Why did Sid the Sloth bring a fan to the glacier? He heard the movie was called “The Meltdown” and wanted to stay cool.
9. The Night at the Museum: Why did the T-Rex skeleton love the museum? Because he got to “bone up” on his history every night.
10. The Blue Sky Studios Hit: Why did the robot go to the party? To have a “bolt” of fun!

The Full 2006 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at playing the Wii? A “Swing-asaurus.”
12. Why did the computer stay home from school? It had a “web” cold.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.